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DISEMPOWERED (adj.):

Finding all the plugs are against you, upon arrival in a foreign land. 

HIDECESSIVE (adj.): 

Taking passport concealment to such an extreme that you can’t find your fucking passport. 

HOAK-HOSTAGE (n.):

Realizing you are stuck on a tour with a corny guide—surrounded by people who find him hilarious. 

LEWDPAYMENT (n.):

An unwanted glimpse of the nether regions of a traveler who reaches into his secret underwear bank. See also: Dirty Pesos.

SUAVENDOR (n.):

The guy who tries to both hit on you and fleece you at the same time.

SULK SABOTAGE (n.):

When your mid-trip mood swing decimates your ability to enjoy the very thing you’ve been looking forward to all trip. See also: Tourmudgeon.

TOUTISTAN (n.):

A region where every male between the ages of 17 to 45 has gathered in the streets to sell stuff you’ll never buy.

“NO PRO-LEM.” (n.): 

The refrain of whoever is guiding, transporting, or handling you in a foreign land when shit hits the fan.

QUEUESASPERATED (adj.): 

When you cannot take, will not bear, actually tear up at the sight of another line.

SHAKING BABY DAY (n.):

The rock-bottom moment in a hot, frazzling, crowded place, when you realize you’re capable of harming someone innocent. See also: Frazeltantrum.

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